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MetalMilitia · #1

Well thats not strictly true but i got banned from my first forum that i had a shit load of posts on... Just becasue i called somone a fucktard! and said that some other people sucked. Geez if the mods from there came here the forum would be empty within a day.

hmm i think now would be the time to refresh my IP and post some goatsies about there.

Mike · #2

This isn't worth telling anyone about.

MetalMilitia · #3

probably not but im really damn bored.

McMock · #4

It's not like getting banned on a forum is hardcore. Especially not if it wasn't even your intention. If you did not want to get banned, and you got banned anyway, it looks to me like you're being the loser here. Not at all something to be proud about.

Oh but I understand. This is a way of proving to us that you are not a nerd. That there's true rebel blood in your veins. That we have all been deluded in our previous thought about you, and that you are really an internet hardliner who breaks forums and complies to nobody!

You shouldn't BE proud about meaningless crap like this. First of all, it makes it harder to be proud of the stuff that really is worthy because you'll be so damn pleased with yourself over the lame stuff, you probably won't even attempt anything big. Secondly, it shows very clearly to all that this is an issue of concern with you. That you CARE about whether or not we think you're some kind of rebel. It shows that this IS a big deal to you, and makes it so all the people to whom this is not a big deal instantly recognise you as a poser and a loser.

This reminds me of the 'I had a blowjob' thread yesterday, which was also radiating with incredible pride. These things can be very telling, and you should learn to constrain yourself better if you want to be respected more.

Sometimes, all you need in order to look smart is knowing what stupid things not to say.

Rongi · #5

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Originally Posted by McMock

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING

Anonymous · #6

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Originally Posted by McMock

Sometimes, all you need in order to look smart is knowing what stupid things not to say.

And this is why you fail, fucktard.

McMock · #7

What stupid thing have I said?

FartinMowler · #8

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING

:/ That is from a song :/

Rongi · #9

nothing gets by you marty

eggyolk · #10

cant we all get along

Skulhedface · #11

OH CRAP FARTIN'S "IN THE KNOW"

Command Prompt · #12

Yeah guys, if Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa can put aside thier differences and work together, why can't we

McMock · #13

Yes, I apologise. Don't take what I said personally, because it wasn't meanth that way. I don't know you, and I want to kee... no, wait... and you don't know me, so anything I say is just speculation and me being annoying and irritating on purpose to entertain myself.

Wit these words, I befriend you, MetalMilitia.

MetalMilitia · #14

YES! By posting this i was proving my uber hardcoreness in a vain attempt to gain acceptance in this forum. Afterall whats more hardcore than getting banned from an internet forum?!
Nothing! exept mabey winning the enemy down CS championships, but thats reservered for the hardest of the internet hardcore.

anyway in conclusion.

McMock sucks massive cock

MetalMilitia · #15

oops should've read last reply before posting. oh well i guess you only suck small ammounts of cock them :P

the_dudefather · #16

i bet if a vet poster posted a topic like this it would be the greatest topic ever.

ah the politics of foruming

MetalMilitia · #17

I guess it builds character or something. And everyone knows how fun it is to flame noobs.

executioneer · #18

oh w/e, shut up with your "wah awh vets" bullshit. lame shit is lame shit, no matter who posts it

the_dudefather · #19

i could refer to a few threads with little/no point which diddnt contain complaints, but i couldnt be bothered

you know who you are tho!

Mike · #20

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Originally Posted by the_dudefather

i bet if a vet poster posted a topic like this it would be the greatest topic ever.

ah the politics of foruming

Very good point, but if it were a vet I would still have said the same thing, perhaps more.

Crying Baby Jesus · #21

Metal Militia wins the award for most promising newbie of the year. I come in at 10th place

Command Prompt · #22

EYE OF THE TIGER BABY! EYE OF THE TIGER!

ROCKY III 4 EVA!!!

Skulhedface · #23

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Originally Posted by the_dudefather

i bet if a vet poster posted a topic like this it would be the greatest topic ever.

ah the politics of foruming

Because most n00bs are too concerned with getting everyone to like them that they'll bend over and be Forum Fuckhole thinking it'll make people respect them.

I'd just started posting less rather than be some unfunny posthappy fucktard.