Hmm I think this calls for a little story! Gather around yon fucktards!
SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME METAL MILITIA WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THE TIME HE GAVE HIS FIRST BLOW JOB. HE SAID HE WAS REALLY SCARED BECAUSE THIS GUY THREATENED TO SHOVE A MOP UP HIS ASS IF HE DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT. SO ANYWAY METAL SAID HE WOULD MEET HIM IN THE BASEMENT OF THEIR HIGH SCHOOL LATER. SO METAL SAID HE WENT AND TOLD WITTY HIS SITUATION AND ASKED WITTY HOW TO DO IT, BECAUSE LIKE WITTY IS THE HIGH SCHOOL FUCK SLUT AND LOVES TO GOBBLE THAT JIZZ. SO WITTY SAID HE WOULD HELP METAL OUT. SO WITTY WENT AND GOT WINO, WHO'S LIKE THE FAT ANGRY GOTH KID OF THE SCHOOL, AND SHOWED METAL HOW TO DO IT. METAL GOT KIND OF TURNED ON, ASKED IF HE COULD TRY, SO WITTY SAID OKAY. SO HE LET METAL START SUCKING WINO'S DICK, BUT WITTY SAID THAT HE WAS GONNA RIM WINO AT THE SAME TIME. SO WHILE METAL HAD WINO'S DICK IN HIS MOUTH, WITTY STARTED SLOWLY INSERTING HIS TONGUE UP HIS ASS, MAKING SURE TO GET ALL THAT SHIT OUT.
AFTER WINO JIZZED ALL OVER METAL'S FACE HE TOLD HIM THAT HE DID GOOD WORK. METAL THEN CONFESSED THAT THERE WASN'T A GUY THREATENING HIM, HE JUST WANTED TO BLOW WINO. THIS DECEPTION MADE WITTY AND WINO MAD, SO THEY PROCEEDED BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AND SHOVED A MOP UP HIS ASS, THEN ENGAGED IN THEIR USUAL SODOMY SESSION.
METAL THEN SAID HE COULDN'T BE SURE IF IT WAS THE PAIN, OR WHAT, BUT HE SAID BEFORE HE PASSED OUT, HE SAW RONGI AND BLUE OATMEAL IN THE CORNER JERKING EACH OTHER OFF TO ALL OF THIS THE WHOLE TIME.
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Oh and you're all still fucktards, especially since you replied to this thread in the first place.
DECIMATED! 
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