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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
Many Republicans were excusing his poor performance as due to his being tired from spending the day helping out hurricane victims in Florida. That's where that MANLY picture of him carrying almost an entire tree with one hand came from.

Many Republicans are also saying that while Bush was getting tired helping the needy, Kerry spent the day resting up, tanning on the beach in one of those French Speedos and probably having sex with men while complaining about the excessive hurricane debris scattered around making Florida look "trashy" and "poor." THK was rumored to have actually squatted over a homeless grandmother, crapping on the poor woman's head while eating a Haitian baby whole.

It's also considered to be possible, and thus quite probable, that the Heinz-Kerrys actually CAUSED the hurricanes. Yep.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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