Who amongst you is the most pretty?

[rook]

i think i'm pretty.

at work today i was talking with some of my cowker/friends and i said i was going to some superhero/supervillain halloween party and didn't know what to go as. my friend sez:

"why don't you wear your wonder woman costume?"

i say "i don't have a wonder woman costume."

*pause*

then i say "why do you think i have a wonder woman costume?"

my friend gets red and doesn't say anything. subject changes.