Timothy Bottoms

[Daphne]

The South Park creators say they're going to produce a feature film version of the show titled George W. Bush and the Secret of the Glass Tiger.

Parker and Stone have already completed a script for the film, and have pitch meetings set up with executives at Paramount Pictures (which released 1999's South Park movie) and DreamWorks.

"In the movie, we're going to turn him into a superhero who battles the enemies of the country, in this case the Chinese," cocreator Stone tells Daily Variety. "We want it to look like a John Woo action movie."

Consider yourselves warned.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8625,00.html

I wish they'd done that, but they did Team America instead (which also looks amazing).