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[Helm]

Hey spaz. Do you know that I hate you? Just wanted to let you know. It's good to know where you stand with people. I hate you. I want to set you thoroughly on fire and then put you out and throw salt all over you. I'd double roast you and feed you to my dogs. I have many plans. Are you ok with that? I plan to murder you. Are you ok? How are you feeling? Don't feel nervous, it toughens up the meat.

Hey spaz. I want you to do something for me. Could you perhaps run around your block every morning about five times around? And eat lots of carb. Might need to cook your own meals now that you suddenly realize your mother's gone missing. My dogs are hungry. Are you ok? Ok. Go run.