I think farts are gross but I still want to hear a girl do it because I never have before. Preferably a pretty one. Anyone have any suggestions on things to do, or locations to hang out at to hear this?
You might want to check out one of those new age Fart Parlors.
Or take her to an indian restaurant.
Or quit being such a goddamn pervert
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I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.