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[Supafly345]

It really shoulden't be something to be offended by. In fact, HE should be the one offended for you hating such a gift, it is very flattering.
In Kerblakistan, in fact, a belch is a rare thing because of their dense food, and if a man has to belch he would hold an entire day so he could present it to his wife at the end of the day. Being able to time it correctly so that it comes out during a kiss, or even sex, is a talent that they have to practice years for in order to preform right. You should be thankful for living in America where men can burp in their loved-one's faces whenever they want.