MY COMPLAINT

[mburbank]

Li'l Evil;

You're not in Kansas anymore.

The Pro Wrestling meets Junior Varsity Debate Squad bragadaccio indicative of "Brawl Hall" only makes you look like some rare bird inflating it's gullet, collecting bits of tin foil and spastucally dancing in hopes of attracting a mate.

While I'm sure everyone is impressed by how limber you must be to 'toot' your own 'horn' so loudly, it really doesn't count for much around here to tell everyone how wonderful you are.

"you got demolished." for instance, while somewhat acceptable in the Mock Wars forum (and even there it's a juvenile tactic) in general we like to let readers decide what's funny and what isn't, who's right and who isn't, etc.

You have a certain joi de vris, but please, let it's merits sink or swim as they may! Do you imagine Albert Einstein burst into Physics seminars, puffing out his chest and shouting about what a magnificent organ his brain was?

My weekend was lovely, thank you. I spent much of it showing an Archeologist from Egypt around my home town of Salem. His area of expertise is Ahkenaton and Atonism in general and he was most interesting. I eagerly await your jokes regarding where he was 'digging'.