I think you're all missing the important part of this article.
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In June, researchers at Brown University implanted a chip in the brain of a 24-year-old Massachusetts man with paraplegia. The first of five patients to be implanted in the pilot study, the man is able to move a computer cursor just by thinking about it, enabling him to change TV channels or open e-mail.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GOOD I'D BE AT DOOM? CAN YOU??
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