So what's the deal with elves and shit?

[McMock]

Well said, Helm. I agree with you. That's why they do it, but that's not gonna be why they themselves think they do it.

Just like people who take drugs do it to escape their loser existance, but when you'd ask them why they do it, they'd say it's because it made them feel alive and it made them see the sun in it's true colours or whatever paths the acid in their brains would lead their electrical shocks through.

In the same way, I'd like to hear from an elf-lover why they love elves, to see what their reasons are. Not the reason. Their reason.

So, elf lovers... I know you're out there. Come out, and speak, friend. (Or should that be: speak 'friend'.)