Moron. Don't you realize how lame it is to try and point out improper usage of grammar, diction, and spelling on a fucking MESSAGE BAORD? Its not like were writting a fucking novel here.
I normally wouldn't, but you're not making sense.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?