God is this beardy immortal old guy with an everlasting erection, who lives on the clouds and lays on his back all day while women cater to him. There's no men in heaven
The only time he lifted a finger was to touch Adam to give him superpowers, turning him into He-Man.
On a serious note, sometimes I miss the feeling of believing there's a guy out there who'll make sure I'll turn out alright. It's a feeling I remember only from my childhood, but it was quite powerful and enpowering. Unfortunately, no matter what the zealots may think, it's infinitely more difficult for one to start believing than to stop believing.
Making God the posterboy for one's cause is a thing of all ages.
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