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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 05:58 PM       
Twas the eve of september the 6th. All was silent around the max family trailerpark save the soft hum of the powergenerator. The cool night air flowed through the improvised air conditioning system like a forest stream slowly approaching its destination.
All of a sudden the calm was shattered by a blood curdeling scream eminateing from max's trailer. Almost immediatly the trailerpark was ripe with activity, people began to gather around max's trailer fearing for the worst.
Max's neigbour jeb was the first to peer through the mud smeared window, And what met his eyes would haunt him for years to come, it was a sight so terrible the most hardened, roadkill eating, wife beating rednecks would avert their eyes for fear the image would perminently be burned into their memory. As the makeshift string doorlock was released and the door swung open the full horror of scene was apparent.. what greeted the eyes of these well meaning hicks was non other than...... You are gay. the end.
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