My old maths teacher is a giant.

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He is.


we also have this annual survival week thing that we can sign up for, which is basically just camping in the woods for a week.

Now, there's this spelunking part of the whole thing, in this cave complex.

So a few years ago, the guy went on the trip, and on the way out of the caves (which was a small vertical hole that had a bend in it) the guy got stuck because he was so tall that he got lodged in the curve, and he almost broke both of his legs getting out.