Anyone ever hear a girl fart?

[dkathrens77]

Harumpff!! Let me reciprocate your knee-jerk off-the-cuff attempt at Mockery in my own somewhat more refined way:

While I consider it my duty to shatter people's frames-of-reference (that's one definition of a "joke") ;

I don't understand why you felt the need to SHOUT.

Or why you got the impression my post was in any way urgent.

Is everyone here as rude as you seem to be?
Or are you some sort of volunteer ambasador of rudeness?<grin>

Seriously though, didn't you enjoy my post in any way? I spent hours slaving over a hot keyboard so I could pour my heart out to the members of this forum. And this is the first reply I get?

Take it a little easy on a newbie, OK?

Once we get to know each other better, it'll be gloves off, no more Mr. Nice Guy, unrestrained comments about Yo' Mama, etc.