America's Most Talented Kid?

[Zbu Manowar]

What the fuck? I caught a promo for this shitpile while watching the pre-war warmup show on NBC and I must say, watching these stupid kids trying to pretend they're talented is boring, but watching their fatass parents stand-up and obviously live through their pathetic offspring is the most fun I've ever had.

Seriously. The only way it could get better is if a particularly chubby father is doing the Arsenio Hall 'woof woof' thing to his daughter's rendition to some half-forgotten Paula Abdul song, only to get beaned by a falling studio light. Otherwise, the show's dogmeat, we all know that, right?