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WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE SLINKY DAMNIT
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I can understand hating the slinky. The way I see it, if you actually liked the slinky, you lived in a two-story house. Otherwise, the only thing you can do is stretch it out a little in your arms. (By the way, I'm talking about the "standard size metal" slinky, which was pretty large for your standard size child).
Another drawback of the typical metallic slinky was that after you used it your hands smelled like you fisted Starscream for the rest of the day.
Perhaps too many people have been brainwashed by that Slinky commercial song, which was brought back a while ago by the Social Security crowd for
themselves.
But I will point out that those little plastic slinkys they sell in coin-op machines and pet bird supply stores rule. You can't stop swinging it...
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