Gracefully Forgotten Joes

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I ran across this when I was surfing through the archives and I had to throw my two cents in. Why? Because.

First off, Alpine was the coolest Joe simply because he was the token black guy on the show. He had some cool lines and how can you not like a guy who uses a Mountain Grappling Hook to grab unto a Cobra Bubble and then smash the bastard driving it through the window with a fist?

By the way, don't give me any shit about that basketball playing Joe being the token black guy. He can rot in hell.

Second, obscure Joes in my opinion are almost a dime a dozen. I always tried to figure out what the hell happened to the "not quite ready for Primetime" Joes that Sgt. Slaughter was training in the movie...