UNBAN FARTIN

[Jixby Phillips]

I like how to him, the fact that this isn't a FLAME FORUM is an insult. Like, we'd try to call ourselves that to be cool. Seriously, even using the word "flame" in that context is tacky and abhorrable.

See, I really think this. I'm not just insulting you for the sake of insulting. That stuff that you do? that "YOU SUCK COCK MANJUICE PENIS PENIS GAY GAY YOU ARE GAY I'LL BET YOU ARE GAY" stuff? see, you can pretty much say the same exact insult and just fill in a new name. Get what I'm saying? It's pointless, and if you think we're impressed by your ability to creatively mix vulgarities and attach them to a random person you know nothing about, or that it's something that we strive for (which would explain your "FLAMING" McClain for calling you a "fucking dork" instead of a "MOTHER FUCKING CUM-SUCKING PEICE OF SHIT DORK WHO I WILL BEAT TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN RIB CAGE"), then you are a fucking dork.

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