WAR CANCELED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!

[Protoclown]

It looks like the war was canceled. The ratings weren't high enough!






OKAY NOT REALLY

[FS]

Damn CNN! You just KNOW they're going to replace it with some crappy war no one cares about, like the war on Andorra. Well, I for one won't accept this.

www.savethewar.com

LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD.

[pjalne]

I'm hearing they'll start airing reruns from the Falklands this time tomorrow.

[Professor Cool]

They're showing war news coverage still on all broadcast stations in Chicago. Cable couldnt give a rats ass though.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by pjalne

I'm hearing they'll start airing reruns from the Falklands this time tomorrow.

I wonder how many people would know the difference? ... bleh ... I'm off to get some popcorn and A&W ... snuggle up to ma honey secure in the knowledge that it ain't me so it doesn't matter, right? :/

[Anonymous]

Its ratings are bad because people are sick of reality shows

[Professor Cool]

The most exciting thing that happened is when the lights went out in the news room and they had to report in the dark.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Peter Jennings looks so tired. I can't wait until he falls asleep on air.[/img]

[Captain Robo]

I don't watch live brodcasts because I'm afraid that a chemical/bio weapon will drop and fry the eyes out of the newscaster and make him vomit blood, in a horrible display of gore

[Anonymous]

That's the same reason I do watch your webcam.

[Geggy]

What did they name the war this time? Black Oil War? Nuke War?

[Captain Robo]

I don't have a webcam

[Professor Cool]

Originally Posted by Geggy

What did they name the war this time? Black Oil War? Nuke War?

Operation: Iraqi Freedom

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Captain Robo

I don't have a webcam

Not one that you've installed, anyway.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Professor Cool

Operation: Iraqi Freedom

they'll never come up with a cool-ass name like desert storm again.

[Buffalo Tom]

they'll never come up with a cool-ass name like desert storm again.

I guess 'Operation: Advance Neo-conservative Imperial Agenda' was too wordy for bubble-heads like Hannah Storm and Paula Zahn.

[glowbelly]

psst, bt? i'm gonna be in toronto at the end of the month

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

psst, bt? i'm gonna be in toronto at the end of the month

You got my number, skippy! Use it!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Its ratings are bad because people are sick of reality shows

Chojin,

Did you watch yesterday's episode of South Park? I'm not sure if it's new as I don't watch the show all that much. Anyway, the kids get kidnapped by aliens who reveal to them that earth is actually a reality TV show put on by a big galaxy network TV station and it's about to be cancelled due to lack of ratings. According to the show, they took deer from the deer planet, humans from the humans planet, ect and put them all on one planet to watch the hilarity that followed.