THE CUNT FILES: Evil bastard

[MetalMilitia]

Say, evil bastard, i was thinking of starting up my own beer and snakes farm but, would you believe it, i have no idea where to start. From your obvious experience could you please offer a few pointers?

Here is some additional info to help you.

This farm will have to be fairly compact, mabey the width of a trailer, about about as long as a trailer. but i need the snakes quite enclosed so they do not bite my loverly cousin. Our bed only takes up about 2m squared so if you could take that into consideration i would be much obliged.

As for the beer i am not really bothered what type, prefereable some strong enough to blot out my own useless existence but must also have cheap procuction costs.. hopefully slightly less expensive to produce than terpentine and ideally better tasteing but thats not a requirement.
As a side note i would quite like it if the alcohol did not send me into a bloodthirsty rage where it try and kill family members with a pick axe.
Its not 100% important but a seasoned trailerpark dweller such as yourself should know a few tips and tricks to help.

Yours fathfully

Mr M Militia