Best Lines in the History of Movies and Television

[Blackjack]

Ahhh, where to start?

"All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get" - Mr Blonde.
Either that or "I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" - Jules

Right, enough Tarantino shit.

"You, who are without mercy, now plead for it?" - Optimus Prime

"Hicks, man you look just like I feel!" - Pvt. Drake

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!" - Alex from Clockwork Orange. What a pick-up line!

And finally, pretty much anything by Gunnery Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

Then I got bored.