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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 03:41 AM        lol i was a jerk to sam's girlfriend on aim last night
apparently, anyway, according to this im window i see before me
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 04:34 AM       
well you should knock it off man being a jerk isnt nice!
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 05:09 AM       
For sure.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 11:22 AM       
Post the alleged conversation plz
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 12:23 PM       
Some women seem to enjoy jerkhood. I've never gotten a decent answer as to "why."
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 12:43 PM       
If it was aim, that might have been Sam's sock puppet, which is technically speaking not a girl.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 12:45 PM       
I for one am anxious to ascertain whether it was Sam itself, or the girlfriend that deemed the conversation lol jerkesque.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 12:50 PM       
can you put quotes around "girlfriend"? 'Cause technically speaking? Putting your left hand in a sock doesn't make it a real person.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 12:55 PM       
DONT BELITTLE SOCKY! SHE MIGHT HEAR with her floppy cloth ears.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 01:37 PM       
sorry dole i did not mean you i meant sam teh gay furry (abbreviated to sam these days) whose real name isn't sam
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 02:41 PM       
I've been a jerk to her before too . I told her that my vagina's a lot softer or something
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 03:38 PM       
None of this changes the fact that Sam (Sspad) masturbates with hand puppet he thinks is his girlfriend.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 05:26 PM       
I split up with the sock. She's not taking it well, and now she's turning up all over the house, and in the strangest places. Please respect both my privacy and hers.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 06:55 PM       
jerk :runsawayintears
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 08:55 PM       
This thread says Sam alot.
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 06:17 AM       
Its a fine name. I had it first , and you don't have it at all apparently.
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