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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:16 AM       
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The Republic of 9mm



"One day jesus will return, and KICK YOUR ASS."


UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Thriving Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of 9mm is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales industries.

Crime is a problem. 9mm's national animal is the devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the cross.

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