Brace yourself for the Iran War

[Immortal Goat]

Ah, but Dole, you forget the fact that as long as Bush says "I LOVE JESUS" loud enough, there is no way this country would do anything to hurt him. It's how he won re-election (if, in fact, it was fairly won) and people love him for it. Rednecks and Hillbills don't care about how bad things are over there, it isn't happening to them, unlike the "gay threat", which, to them, is a bigger problem than all the terrorists in the world.