ATTENTION MIDWEST MOCKERS

[McClain]

Thank you for the compliment Dole. Wish you could attend. We would have fun throwing chickens in to traffic.

And yes Roger, I do get a bit emotional when I talk about my baby. But I don't cry. Much. Lately. Tissue?

I took the liberty of sorting through the I-Mockery.net member list by location. I found the following people are already in the area:

Bobo Adobo is located in "The Great Mid-Western Hardware store."
Crimson Ghost is located in "The Greatest State in the Union." (NOT INVITED!)
roonTing is located in "Texas". (HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY?)
dj raver is located in "San Antonio Texas". (MUST INVITE RAVER D.J. TO MAKE FUN OF)
ItalianSterotype is located in "San Antonio, city of men's desire". (HAS GIANT PENIS)
OF THE FETUS is located "Within The Depths Of Hell". (JUST OUTSIDE OF SAN ANTONIO)
Zod is located in "Planet Houston". He has 0 posts. (WHAT A F'N LOSER!)
IAMARAVERplurplurplur is located in "mockery you suck bitch!" (DJ RAVER WILL NEED TRAVEL BUDDY)
KevinTheOmnivore is located in "Austin, TX". (SAME AS KEVINTHEHERBIVORE?)
McClain is located in "Tejas". (!)
Studio8 is located in "New Orleans". (WHO?)