MODERN DAY FAIRY TALES (ADD YOURS)

[King Hadas]

Once upon a time in a land far, far away a boy...no a MAN went on a long and perilous journey to the mysteries and legendary Burger King wanting nothing more than something to eat and maybe some fren... no FREEDOM FRIES but in a cruel twist of fate he instead was cursed with onion rings instead of the fabled freedom fries, of course being the man that he was he ate the onion rings without complent and entered his four legged metallic beast known in those days simple as an Automobile. As he bravely rode his Automobile across the baron wastelands of the State of Washington a sudden conflict emerged from within is bowels. The onion rings had betrayed the magnificent man's innards and the only way to end the agonizing battle was to release his tormenter through his benevolent bottom. Unfortunately the deadly vapor released from within had no way of escaping the man's Automobile and soon his four legged friend had metamorphosed from a gentle giant to a....A MOVING GAS CHAMBER OF DEATH time was most defiantly not on this righteous man's side. He begain to move the four legged monstrosity at such alarming speeds that the fiendish atmosphere surronding him had almost became insignificant to the brutal crushing of his brittle bones, but in an astonishing turn of events he arrived at his glorious castle still in tacked. He quickly escaped the Automobiles foul stench and swiftly moved to his quarters to sleep, thanking god he was still of the living. Morning eventually arrived and the man had to go do his labors, but when he reached his Automobile he found an old foe waiting patiantly for a final duel. Although the man still lives to this day he refuses to tell the tale of his survival. What happened that day will remain a mystery to everyone but that one man, and that man's name was, is and always has been.....
Willie

the end or is it?