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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 10:31 AM        Re: Valentine's Day Ideas
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Originally Posted by Schimid
I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
I hink you should drop dead and have made arrangements to have a rosebush grown in your fertile, composting carcass. This is an exceptional plan for two reasons:

1) She'll be pretty convinced of your devotion.

2) More importantly, you will be dead.
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