tipping your bartender...

[Helm]

I hate it when fat fucking nerds come in to my work and suck down soft drinks (making themselves fatter) and get all huffy and puffy when I'm not there right away to fill up their glass with more Coke or Root Beer. They get all pissed off and then don't tip at all.

And yeah, it really sucks when someone runs you all over the place and then they think they do you a favor when they said "Keep the change" and they gave you a $20 bill and their bill was $18.50. That's pretty shitty.

You guys should feel like shit for not tipping.

Are there any black people here? Because they are the fucking worst. I hate them damn ******s.