The tale of my new sig

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: I UPDATED THAT THREAD
BiggieMclargeguy: man, i don't know about this
Switch Dingo: TRUST ME
Switch Dingo: I'll make you famous
Switch Dingo: BIGMCLARGEHUGE WILL BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME
Switch Dingo: JUST LIKE SHANNON HOON
BiggieMclargeguy:
BiggieMclargeguy: shannon hoon is the fag from Blind Melon that overdosed, by the way
Switch Dingo: Blind what?
BiggieMclargeguy: OH GOD MAN
BiggieMclargeguy: how old are you agian?
Switch Dingo: 20 =(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO :EEK
Switch Dingo: I know who Blind Melon are
BiggieMclargeguy: LOL
Switch Dingo: the fags with the Bee Girl >;
BiggieMclargeguy: LOL
Switch Dingo: I hope she od'd
BiggieMclargeguy: I NEED TO PEE
Switch Dingo: like all the other child stars do
BiggieMclargeguy: I NEED TO PEE
Switch Dingo: THE NEED IS RISING
BiggieMclargeguy: BRB
BiggieMclargeguy: i made another drink while i was up, i hope i didn't get pee in it :-X
Switch Dingo: DID OYU WASH YOUR HANDS?
BiggieMclargeguy: My roomate is a pussy :-(
Switch Dingo: were they already wet before you washed them?
BiggieMclargeguy: no :-(
Switch Dingo: oh =(
Switch Dingo: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: EVERY ZIPPER IN THE WORLD SAYS "YKK" ON IT :-(
Switch Dingo: yo I thought I told you that we don't stop
Switch Dingo: not mine
BiggieMclargeguy: LIES
Switch Dingo: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: look closer
BiggieMclargeguy: every zipper
Switch Dingo: this one doesn't say anything on it
BiggieMclargeguy: LIES
Switch Dingo: SERIOUS
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.ykkamerica.com/
BiggieMclargeguy: :EEK
Switch Dingo: MINE IS BLANK
BiggieMclargeguy: LOOK AT ANOTHER ZIPPER
Switch Dingo: BLANK
BiggieMclargeguy: you must live in a PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Switch Dingo: :X
BiggieMclargeguy: a weird zipper universe :-(
Switch Dingo: where pants are PARALLEL
BiggieMclargeguy: nice spelling jerk
Switch Dingo: JERK
Switch Dingo: FAME HAS TURNED YOU ROTTEN
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE NO LONGER THE MAN I LOVED
BiggieMclargeguy: I can't help it if i am going in a new direction
Switch Dingo: WELL YOU'LL BE GOING IN THAT NEW DIRECTION ALONE!
Switch Dingo: WE'RE DONE!