HEY! THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME TO 'KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW'! ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Maybe I'm just slap-happy from a long goddamn day, but that just fucking slayed me.
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"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin