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Dixie · #1

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

because, piggie, i am a girl and bisexuals are still in style.

Zhukov · #2

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I think a good sense of humour plays a huge part. You don't have a good sense of humour, by the way.

Also, being intelligent and not embarassing yourself with everything that comes out your mouth/gets typed into a post helps greatly.

Plus you are as ugly as rot.

Oh, and people on here are only arseholes to morons, which is generally seen as ok to do.

Chojin · #3

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Sure thing, slugger.

Every epiphany you broadcast on Youtube is shit everyone already thought about while they were still in elementary school. It isn't new, it isn't insightful, and it feeds into the socially-retarded shell you've built around yourself to conceal the more volatile but equally socially-retarded you inside it.

You are like a Cadbury creme egg of stupid.

I recommend you pretend to be someone else for a while.
Maybe play up that whole Cadbury angle. Chicks love creme eggs.

LordSappington · #4

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

Jonathan Clement · #5

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Originally Posted by Chojin

You clearly can't handle the responsibility.

Be more specific!

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Originally Posted by LordSappington

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

LordSappington · #6

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

Be more specific!

Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, HONKEY

The Leader · #7

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Originally Posted by LordSappington

So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now?

He edited that out of his post so he wouldn't offend anyone.

The Leader · #8

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

How is it that assholes like you get all the girls?

You only re-read your posts when you choose to edit them, don't you?

Dixie · #9

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244625076
Clement Prom

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...f?t=1244625075
"Clement's Little Pony Adventure"

Jonathan Clement · #10

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244625076
Clement Prom

LMAO!

Dixie · #11

I didn't feel quite right about that first version of "Politics"
so I made 2 more

and

Sam · #12

REMIIIXXXXXX

Guitar Woman · #13

"I'M SUCH A NICE GUY, HOW COME WOMEN DON'T EVER SLEEP WITH ME!"

Guitar Woman · #14

Spoilers!
Because you're buying a mustache on an installment plan

RaNkeri · #15

so it has all come down to this

Ayatollah · #16

you should all be horrible for yourselves. jonathan clement is good man. he is close personal friend of mine. all Americans strive to like him be.

girls are evil jonathan you should not talk to them. praise allah

RaNkeri · #17

Pub Lover · #18

JC, you edited several of your posts to have different meanings. That is frowned upon. You are also being targeted by this horde of faggots, tosspots and hags.

As for the whole crazy 'getting a woman' bizniz, I have heard that not being at home on the internet is good for bedding the ladies, but I haven't tried it myself.

Guitar Woman · #19

The way to get women tight in the pants over you is to get across the fact that you don't give a shit whether they live or die

trust me on this

RaNkeri · #20

GW knows women

Ayatollah · #21

throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

Jonathan Clement · #22

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Originally Posted by Ayatollah

throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

Fuck you. Yeah, it's funny 3000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE HORRIFICALLY ON 9/11!!! Also, Islam THRIVES on it's promises of endless sex in the afterlife, so you're obvious not a muslim.