I'm sure this one is a bad one... but it's for old people
"sag bags"
Respectfully referred to by Nerds as: 'Prodigious mammarian protuberances that defy gravity.'
Lustfully referred to by Pyorrhea as: 'Over shoulder boulder holders.'
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