South Park Conservatives

[Immortal Goat]

I predict one of two things happening within the next decade.

1. The Republican Party, fueled by their newfound power and self-righteousness, will go so far as to censor any and all media, and still complain about how it is run by the Jews, thereby turning the United States into a sickeningly sterile version of the Middle East, or...

2. The Republican Party, fueled by their newfound power and self-righteousness, will go too far and collapse in on itself, allowing the "sinfully deviant" liberals to take power, thereby turning us into a sickeningly pollitically correct nation bent on apologizing to everyone who has ever been poked in the eye by a member of a different race.