We regret to inform you that your posts show such a lack of thought and quality that you have
FAILED
to meet i-Mockery's esteemed Standards of Postage. Please report to the Beaureau of i-Termination at 2:00 P.M. Wednesday night to be killed removed from our files.
Thank you for your application.
Sherri Carey,
Dpt. of i-Mockery Admissions