Draw your most embarassing moment in Paint

[McClain]

Yes, it is true.

~edit: I wish it were a lie. Perhaps it did happen to the both of us. My roommate was a Coast Guardsman who was a former Marine. I doubt it was the same guy, but it very well could have been.

And are you sure you don't have me confused w/ George? That might have been a story I told you in Chicago.