Strip Club Adventures

[King Hadas]

So I'm in the bathroom of this strib club right, sniffing a line of crack out of the asschecks of some broad named Cherry hips right, when this bitch has the audacity to ask me my fucking name I'm like, "bitch I owns that booty" so I start kidney punching the dirty fucking cunt when out of fucking nowhere twelve fucking Mexicans bust in and start kicking my fucking ass. Apparently I'm not allowed to beat up the fucking strippers so I'm like, "what kinda of fucking establishment are you fucking running here you dirty fucking beaners." I dont know what the fuck I said but the fucking greasy motherfuckers bashed me over the fucking head with a motherfucking lead pipe, so I wake up with my bleeding fucking head laying on the goddamn motherfucking railroad tracks and worse of all they took my fucking wallet, I'll tell you what fellas stribclubs are fun to visit but I'd never wanna fucking live there.