WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[Mr. Oysterhead]

So I was walking through the forest, just seeing what there was to see. I stopped to have some lunch. As I was eating, I saw a mage and his little paladin friend run by. I stopped them. The little paladin couldn't help but run in fear when he saw me. The mage tried. He couldn't stop me. He realized that he was going to die, and tried to run. Fool. As he tried to escape, I ripped his very soul out of him. He didn't survive. By this time, the paladin had gotten a grip on himself. We went at eachother. He was nearly dead. I could feel it. Unfortunately, I was weakened from my battle with the mage. I died. It wasn't over. I watched him from inside my body. The fool. He laughed at me. You should have seen the look on his face when I got up and set him on fire. Now he ran, so I sucked what little life he had out of him. I sat down and finished my lunch.