I don't know why everyone thinks Jesus would be such an interesting person to meet. Jesus was boring as hell. All he ever did was sit on the couch and watch sitcoms. His biggest hobby was collecting those limited-edition plates with Elvis's face they advertise in Sunday newspaper magazines. His second biggest hobby was his afghan collection. He made all his afghans, and he was always saying how disappointed he was with how they turned out.
Jesus was one dull motherfucker
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