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BrokenHeart · #1

Today I told him that next monday i have to go to wisconsin (which i do) and im not coming back till august 2nd and he just looked at me like he was about to cry almost. And so I'm a little stupid, so i asked him "Is that a good thing?" and he just shook his head, Then I asked, "Is it a normal thing?" and he shook his head. Then I asked, "Is that a bad thing?" And he nodded and hugged me. He's so sweet.

I love him so much. ^^

Supafly345 · #2

You know, an owner of a lonely heart is much better than an owner of you.

Dole · #3

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I'm 13, but people say I act like a 20 year old alcoholic.

..apart from when I post, when people say I write like a 5 year old who is still struggling with basic speech and motor functions.

And incidentally, the second you head off to wisconsin, your 'boyfriend' is going to be running around town, screaming like a banshee whilst plunging his oily child-cock into any and every available human orifice that stops twitching long enough for him to dribble his turgid lovepiss into it.

Still, have a great time, you shit character you.

kellychaos · #4

Did he at least blink once for "yes" or twice for "no" to the first two questions?

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The people working there said that she was retarded. I'll tell ya one thing: Those titties weren't retarded!

- Dave Atelle

rockets redglare · #5

Your boyfriend is a faggot

kellychaos · #6

< Just shook my head >

Rez · #7

your boyfriend is five years old but he smells like 20 yr old potatoes.

Tara · #8

Your way too young for cloying relationships. Go to Wisconsin, get laid and let him leave you for this reason. He'll be a much better guy for it. Unless he cries about it. Then he's a pussy and your much better off without him.

And stop making threads about this crap. It's annoying.

sadie · #9

i really wish you'd work on your contractions.

Tara · #10

you are correct.

Mockery · #11

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Originally Posted by Dole

And incidentally, the second you head off to wisconsin, your 'boyfriend' is going to be running around town, screaming like a banshee whilst plunging his oily child-cock into any and every available human orifice that stops twitching long enough for him to dribble his turgid lovepiss into it.

My friend, that was sheer poetry.