War of the Worlds

[James]

Except the number of dwarves is right in the title.

Yes, the book has been around for a long time, but that doesn't mean everyone's read it. Nor should it, because not everyone is going to like reading faggoty books about faggots. Not everyone is going to read every book ever. And now I don't even need to read the book, now that I know the ending.

And the movie is new, and you're in the movie forum. You wanna talk about the book? There's another forum for that. And even there, you wouldn't spoiler major plot points of your gay alien book.