Uwe Boll has really done it this time.

[James]

As long as this thread is back, listen to this.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/c...entryid=213168

Jason Statham ("Cellular") is Farmer, our hero. Ron Perlman ("Hellboy") plays Norick, an old friend of Farmer's and his stalwart companion. Matthew Lillard ("Without a Paddle") plays Duke Fallow, the nephew of King Konreid, who is played by Burt Reynolds ("The Longest Yard").

John Rhys-Davies ("Raiders of the Lost Ark") is Merrick the Magus, the court sorcerer. Leelee Sobieski ("The Glass House") is Muriella, Merrick's daughter, and Kristanna Loken ("Terminator 3") is Elora, an enchanted tree-like creature whose support proves critical to Farmer.

...HOW? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MOTHINGFUCKING JOHN RHYS-DAVIES TO GO FROM BEING MOTHERFUCKING GIMLI TO WORKING FOR UWE BOLL?

I really, REALLY, want someone to murder Uwe Boll. I mean this. I want someone to murder him, and then I want an official "Piss on Uwe's Grave" day.