GOING TO SAN DIEGO SOON! HUZZAH!

[mburbank]

GOD DAMNIT! f you do this again, I want to go "On assignment". I cannot pay my way, that would be grossly unprofessional and ruin the whole "On assignment" aspect. Also, like I have the money or my wife would let me use our money for that.

Nor would I expect RoG to pay my way on account of like he has that kind of green to burn and he already puts fucking BLOOD into this craphole. No offense, Rog.

That leaves you bastards. As soon as Rog gets back, we need to post a Send Max on assignment fund. I will even send things like drawings and 'personal items' to people mking serious donations.

I am not kidding about this and despite what you may think I AM A PROFESSIONAL WRITER and sometimes I make some serious cash doing it too so you OWE it to me to SEND ME ON ASSIGNMENT FOR I-MOCKERY.


Oh.Uhmn. have a really great time Rog. If William Shatner is there, though, I will fucking kill you. Or Lucy Lawless.