Thanks a lot, Church. You Fucked Me Forever.

[Meat Jello]

I dont really get religion too much...i mean, it has more plot holes than the new war of the worlds.

I was raised in a little whitebred christian town and EVERYTHING involved God...even the damn mailman. and of course i was the ass that would go around and say i was some other religion...just to piss off the hicks. To be honest i guess these are my beliefs

1.) God is not a person, he is everything (Universe, Sun, Earth, even us) Calling God a person and giving him an identity to me is profiling a person we all dont know.

2.) Jesus was just a normal man who had good ideas...i believe he was crucified, but i think that he was in a coma for 3 days, not dead

3.) Moses could whip up a mean mix drink!!!

4.) I believe that heaven is a "Coat check" kind of place, you go there, even if your evil, but you get a new assigment=new life on earth.

5.) Never let ben affleck and Matt Damon enter any church in New Jersey!!!!!!! EVER!!!!