Schlong of the OPPRESSOR

[Sethomas]

I clearly gave you the benefit of assuming you were reasonably intelligent, but that you can spit that out and expect to be taken seriously? You're so naive that I'm going to be out of character and not format for a diereses over the i. And no, it's not an umlaut, so don't even be so stupid as to protest that.

Look, not everyone wants to pay for an army. So if they don't have to pay for an army in an anarcho-capitalist system, they simply won't. This will piss off those who provide the service regardless of pay, since it's hard to keep the pillaging horde away from 5609 West Elm Street and not 5611 West Elm Street. So, bereft of any system that regulates arbitrarily, extortion would be inevitable.

Ergo, you suck. SUCK SUCK SUCK.