Wow, Optimus Prime would be key.
Although, Prime loses much of his merit if he can't show off his awesome gun.
So why not bring Megatron along as well? (we can kick him in the shins)
Now, let's go from cellulose to cellulite:
1) Winston Churchill
I've wanted to meet Winston Churchill since I was in the 6th grade. He has a reputation for being a hilarious character, and he had extreme resolve during WW2. That, and a close friend of mine is actually a distant cousin of his. Neato.
2) Johnny Knoxville
God, I want to punch that guy.
3) Charles Manson
Sucks that somebody beat me to it.
My Churchill-relative friend bought be that for Christmas one year, completely out of the blue. Very interesting read.
4) Rivers Cuomo
Wow, I'm going to get the shit pounded out of me for saying that, aren't I?
5) James Michael Curly
Perhaps the most corrupt politian ever. The only Mayor of Boston ever to have been elected while incarcerated.
If you're going to vote for James Michael Curly, vote
often, and early.
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