Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)
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Lordy! Dear Lord, at least he's not a gay faggot, indeed. Oh my, what would his dear ol' mother say to that. She'd have a heart attack, I'm sure. Mercy me, she would. Heaven forbid!
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?