WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? >_< Is it some kind of Iraqi messages? Get out of our kingdom commie.
Cause you know how the Iraqi's are communists. They sure do believe in equality.
Workers Of All Nations UNITE!
Dumbass.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?