I don't know how to start a band

[Dr. V]

I play some mean drums but I live in a shitty So Cal apartment complex. Upstairs. So I've had them in storage for more than a year.
I've thought about starting a band, but I have controll issues and I'd end up getting kicked out because it didn't sound good enough for me. Lately I've been toying with eletric gee-tar. So far I can play Iron Man with the big fatty string. Any ideas on how I can learn to be a guitar hero without paying or knowing anyone who knows how to play?